Wednesday, August 12, 2009

VAMPIRES

Dom is being studious... therefore I've restored to filling her blog with vampire news. Yes, ladies and gents, vampire news*. If anything this will keep you busy for at least ten minutes while you are sitting and pretending to do something "significant" with your life. If vampire news isn't significant, I don't know what is... So here it goes-

1. TRUE BLOOD NEWS- The hot on-screen duo of Sookie Stockhouse (Anna Paquin) and Bill Compton (Stephen Moyer) are ENGAGED. In real life that is...

This is an excuse to serve up a little montage**

You're welcome.

2. THE TWILIGHT SAGA CONTINUES- The next movie in the Twilight series, "New Moon" is due in November of 2009.

Watch the trailer here

3. REAL VAMPIRE NEWS- Yes, I said it. A real fucking vampire. If you haven't already watched it, please indulge in the documentary about Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, a self-proclaimed vampire who attempted to run for governor. This shit is priceless.



* Don't hate. We all know that on some level you like vampires. Whether or not you are willing to admit it is totally up to you.

** I firmly believe that montages make everything better. That is all.

2 comments:

  1. True story:

    After eating with some people the other day, one particularly foolish friend decided to break a brief post-consumption silence with the following:

    "So, I'm thinking about reading the the Twilight books."

    There is something hilarious about a self-respecting, heterosexual, 23-year-old male making an open and impromptu expression to his volatile and abusive friends, about his desire to read books about young, confused, vampire romance.

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  2. that is one goofy montage. and no, I'm not even a little bit mad about it.

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