You know what... Life is really fucked up... Filled with fun and games but also birth and death... Two things that can really bring you and the rest of the world down. Although birth is usually a little more uplifting then death, lots of births are tarnished by the knowledge that the parents of this small human are too fucked up to take care of themselves, much less take care of a baby.
Being a parent is one of the hardest jobs in the world. It takes patience, practice, calculated decisions, and a fuck load of time. Children are incredibly needy and annoying and it takes a superstar to be able to put up with them day in and day out without resorting to some-sort of physical or verbal abuse. Most people just cant take it. And so they either just bounce, or they start freaking out and abusing the kid in some manner. Hence why so many people spend so much time and money sitting in a chair talking to a stranger about their problems. It sucks.
So many people are cheated out of the proper childhood and thus the rest of their lives are marred by the various horrible experiences that happened when they were young and their parents were blowing crack hits in their face.
My plan to save us all the trouble of dealing with these crazy neglected humans is to try to cut down on them. And no, I'm not proposing genocide. What I'm proposing is that people be required to obtain a license before they give birth. They should have to be able to prove that they are stable enough to have a kid and take care of it without being neglectful.-- that they are stable enough to not verbally or physically abuse the child if it's crying. Basically, just a little short test to determine them capable of having baby. I'm not saying it should be the fucking LSATS. Just a small examination so that we cut down on the number of single mothers or babies that come from fucked up broken situations, because that never turns out well for the kids or, frankly, society.
This may sound crazy to you, but China requires you to have a license to give birth. And you're only allowed one baby per couple. Now, I'm a little ashamed to say that we should look to the Chinese for advice. Maybe that's proof right there that this idea is fucked. But I dont think so. I think what's fucked is people who's entire lives are stolen from them because they are obsessed with something horrible that happened to them when they were children. Crack heads, meth heads, and Mormons should not be having children, end of story.
Come on Barack Obeeazy, lets see what you got.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
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OK, I agree with Spenser 100%. I am not saying that children with single mothers are doomed or broken homes are the worst thing that can happen, but when parents underestimate the effects that their dangerous lifestyle has on a child, they should have their reproductive organs removed.
ReplyDeleteMost of the problem people in our society are the product of a less than adequate upbringing. This may be as a result of drug abuse, neglect (physcial and emotional), or a cocktail of the two.
People may say, "Wait, but what about the human right to reporduce?" Fuck that bullshit. I know that it is natural to reproduce, but it should not be a right in this day and age. Is it really worth it to give life to a child that is going to live a sad and unfulfilled life just to end up dead or in prison before they are an adult? No.
What about the rights of the child? Is it just to "blow crack hits in their face" and raise them in the face of demons any normal human can't overcome? No. How is a child going to come out on top that has to scratch and claw its way to the top because of ignorant parents?
The sad answer is, that the overwhelming majority of the time, it's not. Spenser may have been a bit cynical, but maybe China has it right, and we need to start licensing our parents.
Let me just elaborate right quick...
ReplyDeleteI know you have all seen the show cops, and these are the kinds of family situations I am talking about.
We have all seen the episode where the drunk father is stumbling around in the wifebeater and the cracked out mother with a bloody nose is crying. In the midst of this calamity are six kids all younger than 10-years-old. They are all underclothed and hungry, but to them, this is family life. All the social programs and counseling in the country are hard-pressed to undo the kind of imprinting that has made these kids think that this picture (drunk daddy beat up cracked out mommy) is normal.
hmm...maybe instead of sterilizing poor and uneducated people we should put our efforts into more opportunities and better education... maybe thats just me haha
ReplyDelete-Zoe