Quick Note: Abbie

Welcome to Abbie, my resident excellence advisor. What is an excellence advisor, you ask? Why, someone who is aware of all things excellent, all things that increase or decrease excellence, and who is equipped with the excellent tools that enable her to, more often than not, make the correct choice. Obviously.

Her advice is truly without comparison, and you all should feel blessed to have it bestowed upon you. For example, in her very first post, she has informed us that driving stick shift makes you 20% hotter than driving an automatic. Thus, manual transmission are, by definition, more excellent than automatic transmissions. Duh.

Check back often for more such important statistics.