In case you were wondering...

According to a study presented this week at the American Chemical Society's annual meeting, over 90% of the American cash paper money supply is contaminated with cocaine. To this I say,

Dear America,

Stop having so much fun. You'll get nosebleed filth all over our great country. Dolla dolla bill, y'all.

Sincerely,

Dom.

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Advice For My Favorite Evil Dictator

Dear Ahmadinejad,

So, I realize you're trying to portray yourself as a true Representative of the Irani people. May I offer some advice?

Maybe you should stop tear gassing and beating those who are mourning the deaths of Moussavi supporters. your juuuust giving away your true identity as a raging evil dictator....soo, since you're not fooling anyone anymore please stand down. everyone hates you

Love,

Weenie