Words to live by...

"Listen, the rumours of my sobriety are greatly exaggerated. And we'll leave it at that."

- Keith Richards

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"If a thing is worth doing, it's worth doing badly"

- G. K. Chesterton

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“I exist as I am, that is enough.”

- Walt Whitman

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"I went through a preppy phase, with boat shoes and stripes. It was not cute. I went through a phase with lots of sweatshirts and baggy pants. Then I went really gay with sequins and mesh. And then I went to art school. That's when I got fabulous."

- Christian Siriano

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"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you"

-Winnie the Pooh

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"If you think "Party in the USA" is ironically awesome, go home. If you think it's authentically awesome, let's dance."

-John Mayer

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"If you're robbing a bank and your pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny."

- Jack Handey

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"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind."

-Mahatma Gandhi

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"Don't you know that only the good die young"

-Billy Joel

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"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"

-Harlan Ellison

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"Dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in"

-Paris Hilton

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"I think it's interesting that the word 'cologne' rhymes with the world 'alone'"

-Demetri Martin

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"Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things"

-George Carlin

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"Boys who spend their weekends making banana-nut muffins do not, as a rule, excel at hand-to-hand combat."

-David Sedaris

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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

-Robert Orben