In case you were wondering...

In New Orleans this Friday, Dillard's is hosting a promotional event in which those customers who purchase a new pair of UGGs will be presented with the opportunity to personalize their new boots with a bedazzled design of their choice.

Ok, first of all, if the notion of putting rhinestones on an UGG doesn't make you want to vomit, I'm going to go ahead and ask you to sit down and reevaluate all of your life choices. Don't get me wrong. I think UGGs are warm and comfortable and even cute if you're rocking a "Yeah, I just rolled out of bed in this casually oversized flannel and black leggings" kind of look, however, unless you're a young lady between the ages of 9 and 12, their rustic charm should never be undermined by a rhinestone unicorn.

Secondly (and most importantly), the ad claims that those applying said designs will be professionals. My question is this-- How does one go about becoming a professional bedazzler? As soon as I find out, you can bet your bottom dollar that I'll be out there getting my degree. Seriously, I can't think of a higher calling in life.