I. Can't. Wait.

It's more than likely that you don't understand the depths to which I am obsessed with last year's IronMan, so let me enlighten you. I went through a six month phase where I watched it 3-5 every week. My roommate and I have gotten into a number legitimate arguments in which she tried to tell me that Bruce Wayne would be Tony Stark in a fight. Obviously, she's wrong and if Tony Stark were non- fictional, he would run everyone's show. At all times.

That said, imagine my excitement upon discovering that the first teaser for Iron Man 2 has been released. Can't imagine it? Ok, I'll tell you. I made a sound that combined screeching tires in a parking complex, a pig, and the Jersey Shore's Snooki's reaction to getting punched in the face.
























Alas, we must wait until May 2010 to see the flick. Until then, I suppose I'll satisfy my cravings with Robert Downey Jr.'s upcoming Sherlock Holmes. I'm pretty stoked for that too.

In case you were wondering...

MTV will soon bring the reality show "Jersey Shore" to basic cable. Yeah. It's happening.

What's with the douchebag craze? Maybe it's just me but I don't think society should encourage people like this, no matter the comedic value. But come to think of it, I guess the "Real Housewives" franchise does the same thing except for instead of Guidos, its vapid, soulless golddigging bitches.

Tomato, tomahto?