Monday, June 29, 2009

Weirdly Plausible

I was presented with an interesting theory today: Michael Jackson was offed by Iran.

The decidedly fishy results of their presidential election, combined with Neda Soltani's tragic death, put Iran in somewhat of a sticky PR situation. So the Ayatollah Khomeini calls up Ahmadinejad and says,

"Listen, dude... we have like, a lot of political unrest to sort out and we'd like to do it in a timely fashion. So we're going to need you to go ahead and create some sort of diversion over there so that no one notices as we get rid of anyone causing trouble over here."

"Ok...but how do we distract the entire world?"

"Beats me. Kill Michael Jackson or something."

Maybe they thew Farrah Fawcett, Billy Mays, and Ed McMahon in the mix for dramatic effect?

Unreal



This may or may not have changed my life.
I may or may not be prone to hyperbole

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Compare & Contrast



Two years ago, my dear and very talented friend, Berk Korustan, created this promotional video on behalf of the at the Colorado College's NCAA Division III soccer team.

 

This is Australia's recently released promotional bid for the 2018 or 2022 FIFA World Cup.

Weird?

Saturday, June 27, 2009

In case you were wondering...

Pre-Saved by the Bell Mario Lopez was on the Golden Girls in 1987 in the episode "Dorothy's Favorite Pupil". He plays a 12 year old kid named, funnily enough, Mario Sanchez, who gets deported to Mexico.

Pre-ER George Clooney is featured two episodes later, in "To Catch a Neighbor". He plays a cop and has 7 lines. He has since undergone extensive orthodontia. He was still a dreamboat.

Oh my wow.

The conceptual art for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland is disgustingly good.










It'll be out March 5, 2010.
I really almost peed myself.

Trying to make it happen.

Trish (my mom) brought me one of these bags from her travels in Columbia. 
Ultra adorable.
I wasn't mad. 

Friday, June 26, 2009

Scooters

The only reason this came to mind is because at the bottom of this posting form, one has the option to attach labels to a blog entry. The precise wording of the form fill is

Labels for this post:
e.g. scooters, vacation, fall 

Now, in the context of a blog, I can wrap my mind around a vacation as an exemplary label. I can even understand the suggestion to label posts seasonally. The reason for which scooters were included in this list, however, is beyond my realm of comprehension. It may be than my so-called realm of comprehension is somewhat narrower than necessary to fully grasp the addition of scooter to this list, but more likely than not, I'm guessing that no one, particularly not the creators of Blogger, ever really expected me (or anyone) to take issue with these examples.

But I did. So obviously, I went and distracted myself from writing my thesis to research scooters and, in doing so, I discovered a number of interesting things

1. Upon googling 'scooter wiki', i found not the listing for scooter in wikipedia, but rather an actual website: www.scooterwiki.com. This is your one-stop resource for all things scooter and scooter-like. There is a scooter encyclopedia, editable by registered users, much like the real wikipedia. There are blogs and forums. There are scooter dealer resources through which dealers can list their products in a directory, or moderate recall logistics in a forum. scooterwiki.com. Who knew.

2. There is a scooterwiki competitor called, wouldn't you know, the scooterwiki. I did  not explore this but you can. And to top all off, there is also a wiki for kick scooters. The website describes itself as "A newly created but growing wiki devoted to human-powered kick scooters." FYI: a 'kick scooter' is essentially a razor-- that goofy thing that was really cool back in the 7th grade.

3. A Vespa will run you anywhere from $3-7k and can reach speed of 80 mph. 80. Also, they get between 65-90 mpg. So legit. 

4.  According to the real Wikipedia, besides the aforementioned motorized and kick scooters, These are among the things to which "scooter" can also refer:
  • Knee scooter, a mobility device for patients with leg injuries
  • Personal water craft, jetski a type of recreational watercraft
  • Diver Propulsion Vehicle, an item of diving equipment used by scuba divers to increase their range while underwater
  • Phil 'the Scooter' Rizzuto, famous baseball player, 
  • Scooter Libby Jr.
  • Scooter the Muppet
  • Scooter the SpongeBob SquarePants character
  • Scooter the Talking Baseball, an animated baseball appearing during Fox Sports coverage of Major League Baseball
  • The Scooter, a giant, fast-moving storm on the planet Neptune
  • A corruption of the word Scoter; a large black diving duck
  • A German techno band
  • A short skirt with attached shorts underneath, also known as a Skort
5. Mopeds are not scooters.


Wow.

dmd.


Thursday, June 25, 2009

Strangely enough

It kinda makes me sad that Michael Jackson died. I bet its one of the Heath Ledger type situations where he was on thirteen different prescription drugs and just kinda over did it. It's just a testament to just how sad people like that are. Anyway, this kind of shit scares me and also makes me never want to be famous. 

dmd.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

In case you were wondering...

how to euthanize fish.

Isn't blogging just glorified LiveJournal for like, old people?

mostly, I just wanted to keep all of my friends' glamorous travel blogs organized so I could read them all at once.
so I might update, I might not, 
but really I have nothing better to do.